Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass

1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences

2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture

1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"

Child: Ok.

2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?

Justin: A treasure chest.

Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.

Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!

by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022

stop crying before i give you something to cry about

the phrase that every poc parent says to their kid to make them physically obstruct the concept of their body and stop crying after having the black smacked off of them.

parent: hits kid
kid: cries from pain
parent: stop crying before i give you something to cry about

by sweet-white-stuff June 21, 2023

S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)

A variation of the S(he) be(lieved) meme with a bit more toot

‘S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)‘

‘He farted’

by Goatdire May 3, 2022

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

by KAMEORNEV November 18, 2022

now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

by hermione p October 12, 2023

bofer

sub-terrianian mammal that usually has two buckteeth and coloration varies from snowy white to dirty brown. They eat puppy chow and are a cross-breed between a puppy and a gopher. Usually bad pets because they always try to dig into your flesh and furniture around the house with his stubby claws.

That bofer is fukcing up the living room with his stubby nails!!!!

by bob March 26, 2005

i before e

If the word rhymes with bee put i before e

You should use i before e if the word rhymes with bee as in "I believe that he grieves" but not in "you weigh the sleigh"

by rasty May 18, 2006