blitch

1. an abbreviation for blond bitches

2. word to describe stupid blond women who blog about retarded things

3. referring to any one stupid and a bitch; including politicians

4. dumb bitches not exclusive to women or excluding men

Those blitch's need to stop making retarded youtube video in their panties and then complain about all the sexist comments that get posted. TITS OR GTFO BLITCH'S!

by Darkseig November 12, 2010

blitz

Crazy, ill. Applies to an idea, not a person or place.

Man, smoking bongs, thats a blitz idea!

by Goodie October 21, 2002

blitch

a female software cracker
a complaint blog
a less offensive alternative to saying "bitch"
a book by soda biers

I am the real blitch.
I like to blitch about posers.
Blitch is my book and Urban Tarot is my tarot, my writing alias is Soda.
I just wanted to blitch about something.

by B_L_I_T_C_H SODA BIERS REALLY December 3, 2010

Blitch

A cross between When someone is jacked up or so messy that it looks like a glitch and someone who is rude and Obnoxious and Is such a b*tch (b*tch + glitch

That girl is being such a Blitch that's why I don't like her.

by Thatgirlbeshadydoa April 22, 2015

blext

A blanket text sent to a number of people at the same time without them knowing who else it was sent to.

I'm going to send out a blext to my crew to see who is out and about tonight.

by chadstick March 12, 2010

blit

A bloody clit.

Can only be used as a noun.

"She sat on my coach and got her blit everywhere."

or

"My blit is beautiful but yours is just nasty."

or

"She's got a blit."
"How can you tell?"
"Her pants are all bloody!"

by Thieman February 2, 2007

blitch

A recurrent and/or annoying glitch in a video game

I can't get past this fuckin' blitch!

This is one blitchy-ass glitch.

by Jones River Fran April 15, 2008