Street Beef

A large turd, often canine, occasionally human, found on curbs and sidewalks in neighborhoods all over the world.

sorry I was late, I stepped in a pile of street beef on my way over here...

by Shitake Monkey September 9, 2006

mongolian beef wrap

When an asian prostitute takes her roast beef pussy, wraps her discolored vag lips around a man's penis, and jerks him off.

Dude, when I went to China I got a mongolian beef wrap. I added a bit of mayo to it.

by checkyourpockets November 6, 2006

Big Beef

having a extreme sized penis with a enourmous "dick head"

i put ma' big beef all up in her butthole and made her scream " daassz that dzaddy dzick"

by JuniorxManin February 18, 2009

beefbag

verb or noun. the female version of a teabag - usually delivered by a woman with a Chyna-sized vagina to an unsuspecting member of either gender. the woman's wizard sleeve can be delivered to any part of the head.

girl a: let's play chicken in the pool

girl b: no thanks, i saw what you did last time you played, and i'm not really in the mood to get beefbaged.

by Summit462 May 28, 2009

Corn Beef Curtains

The labia of the vagina

"Show us your Corn Beef Curtains"

by Oh What April 21, 2008

beef bus

A beef bus is a a Penis

Parking the Beef Bus in Tuna Town

by Pod November 14, 2004

bbq beef curtains

The act of putting bbq sauce (or really any other condiment) on a woman's beef curtains in order to make the experience of giving face more pleasureable for the giver.

Man, bsmith ate like half a rack of bbq beef curtains last night.

by Stampy June 21, 2004