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die, earth bitches

The war cry of our new alien robot overlords. Humans use it sarcastically when frustrated.
"Steve in Accounting just told me to unplug my computer and all its peripherals. Isn't that an IT thing? DIE, EARTH BITCHES!"
by JormanThoad March 7, 2017
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MTV Bitch

A person who sits infront of the camera on shows such as 'the fabulous life of... celebrity dogs' and bitches about celebrities.
MTV Bitch:

'P Diddy actually bought a £0.5 million necklace for Elton John then found out Elton was gay. *Does an over-dramatized impression of P Diddy*'
by Daniel McCabe December 28, 2005
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Foot Bitch

A person who likes to be dominated and humiliated by people's feet. They will do anything to lick, suck or smell sweaty feet or toes. Most foot bitches also like stinky socks and shoes. Just the sight of feet makes them submissive. Commonly will do housework, chores or humiliating tasks for the reward of feet. They can also be used for money or gifts, by teasing them with your feet and then making financial demands. Likes to be dominated, humiliated and degraded privately and publicly. Usually only men are foot bitches. Most foot bitches are not allowed to have intercourse with their foot mistress/master. The foot bitch is submissive, weak minded, easily controlled, whimpy.
My boyfriend Rich is a foot bitch! He gives me money and does all the housework while my friends and I tease him with our bare feet! He looks like such a loser when he sniffs our dirty socks and licks our sweaty feet! HAHAHA!
by TheFootBitch September 7, 2010
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Get no bitches

When there are 7.753 billion people in the world and you can't get into any of their pants.
Sammy : "I just got an ace in valorant!"
Trish : "This is why you get no bitches"
by jdkdjsjndkjnf March 26, 2022
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Dumb Bitch Syndrome

A girl who does the following suffers from Dumb Bitch Syndrome or DBS:

1. Acts without thinking and then later rationalizes her behavior based completely on her emotions.

2. Thinks it's ok to act bitchy or psycho just because she's on her period.

3. Uses sex as a form of currency.

4. Says one thing to your face; then another to everyone else (aka. is "fake," "twatty," or "talks shit.")

5. Does something she says she likes just so she can complain about it later.

6. Spreads your embarrassing sexual info to all her friends.

7. Makes a boyfriend or friend buy her gifts only to her her complain about the gift you give her not being good enough later.

Men can also suffer from DBS. These men are called "super puss-cakes."
Dude, I really want to date Taylor, but she has a serious case of "Dumb Bitch Syndrome."

What'd you mean, man?

She told all her friends about her ex's weird ass fetish. I don't want something like that to happen to me. Fuck that.
by pinlitt June 8, 2011
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bitchning

So I was all bitchning

bitching*
by mcfaddenbitchning May 16, 2010
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musty bitch

A skanky female, ages teen to death. They annoy the hell out of you but most of all are gross, stanky, or just fat.
That musty bitch just got fingerprints all over my iPad
by Pussy Feind February 1, 2016
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