Long Bird

When someones penis is extremely long and cannot fit in their pants. Especially when the given person is wearing sweatpants and you can clearly see the size.

1. Daniel has such a long bird. You can see the fella poking through.

2. Those sweatpants don't hide his long bird.

by Interboro May 27, 2011

ill Bird

An ill bird is a chav girl who wears too much make up and resembles an orange.

Chav girl with too much make up walks down the street.

John: Wow look how ugly she is!!
Pete: Yh man!! she's an ill bird.

by Kurt Donald Cobain September 30, 2008

surfin' bird

a bird that everybody knows about

Don't you know about the bird?
Well everybody's heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word!
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word!

surfin' bird

by Boborian December 9, 2008

do bird

to serve a sentence in prison

(on a postcard): Dear Mommy and Daddy! We do bird for drug trafficking in Sing Sing. Greetings!

by necrotism September 2, 2006

Flappy bird

A piece of shit game that will piss you the fuck off.

"Hey man what happened to your phone?"
" I was playing flappy bird then I destroyed it."

by bEAR March 10, 2014

flipping birds

Selling kilograms of Cocaine (bird = kilo).

My companions and I went flipping birds on the corner.

by xedaps June 16, 2003

shoot the bird

To present your middle finger to someone as an act of defiance.

MEATWAD: He's always messsing with me.
UHR: Shoot him the bird!
IGNIGNOKT: Yes, give him the finger.

by rich April 4, 2004