bEAR's definitions

Flappy bird

A piece of shit game that will piss you the fuck off.

"Hey man what happened to your phone?"
" I was playing flappy bird then I destroyed it."

by bEAR March 10, 2014

Instagram Poor

Having little to no followers on instagram

"Dude you only have 15 instagram followers "
"Yeah I know, I'm instagram poor"

by bEAR July 23, 2015

kamikaze

an asian driver (very dangerous)

a kamikaze has trouble staying on the road at all

whoa that driver just went off the road on a straight-away for no apparent reason...what a kamikaze

by bear December 8, 2003

ON BONE

Having an erection, and by implication, also horny.

"I want to fuck, cause my dick's on bone." From "the Fuck Shop" by 2 Live Crew

by bear September 24, 2004

Whoa Hopped

To be fucked or to announce you need to be fucked in front of a bunch of people who not so secretly HATE YOU!

N-I need to be Whoa Hopped!
Everyone else-{SHUT UP YOU DUMB SLUT}

by Bear January 9, 2005

sad christmas

a description of an event that should be happy, but ends up being miserable.

Guy1: That hot chick I went out with last night? She just wants to be friends.
Guy2: awww man, sad christmas.

by Bear January 12, 2005

Hyandai

Top of the line toaster
Bottom of the line car

"My Hyandai fell in a hole" 2002 Hyandai Excel

by Bear February 4, 2005