. An annoying creature that is severely dick-scarred, lazy , dishonest creature that almost never showers, and ,commonly is found in precarious positions with precarious persons in public areas while engaged private practices. Usually following anyone who might shave her a sliver off their rocks in exchange for sucking their cocks
Also known as : cum dumpsters, shard barbies, glass dick addicts, shard-tards, and dope whores
Also known as : cum dumpsters, shard barbies, glass dick addicts, shard-tards, and dope whores
Does Tweaker Bell over there realize shes spilling her purse all over the store as she flings it about carelessly?
by DeezSqueez May 14, 2019

"Bro, I have the munchies. Let's go get some Mexican Pizzas from Taco Bell."
"Do you still have some of that Tapatio left?"
"No, we gotta go to the supermarket."
"Do you still have some of that Tapatio left?"
"No, we gotta go to the supermarket."
by CBinion91 April 7, 2020

This is the effect when you realize that a girl you love so much and are ready to do anything for is so dumb that whatever feeling you have vanishes.
Jazzy (To a friend): I love annie so much that I would kill the president if I have to, to be with her.
Annie: Jazzy, how do I turn on this calculator?
Jazzy: never mind. Our president is a hero. He has a lot to do for mankind?
Friend: Haha. DUMB-BELLED!
Annie: Jazzy, how do I turn on this calculator?
Jazzy: never mind. Our president is a hero. He has a lot to do for mankind?
Friend: Haha. DUMB-BELLED!
by fo-rai-nerd January 31, 2012

by Figggggg August 9, 2018

When someone gets you hyped to hang out and then they change their mind or disappear. Blue belled is the blue balls of friendship.
friend: "Hey want to hang out tonight?"
you: "yeah, what time?"
friend: no reply for hours
you: "oh man you just blue belled me"
you: "yeah, what time?"
friend: no reply for hours
you: "oh man you just blue belled me"
by thebaron24 January 28, 2012

by Nathankanefisher June 26, 2020

A very rare disease all though one out of one people get it. We don’t know what it does really but it’s sode affects can make your day very.... laughy
I hate you Mrs Copeland!
Sarah don’t laugh!!
I hate you Mrs Copeland!
Sarah don’t laugh!!
by Laughy gas 🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼 January 28, 2019
