by Can nana da April 30, 2008
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Denver: Nah ima get laid tonight
Yaseen: Bros before hoes bitch!
Denver: Nah ima get laid
Yaseen: Ok sorry for trying to cock block you :
Denver: Nah ima get laid tonight
Yaseen: Bros before hoes bitch!
Denver: Nah ima get laid
Yaseen: Ok sorry for trying to cock block you :
by Sun Diego February 25, 2008
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Befort
• Beforth
• beforties
• beforenoon
• before
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• Beforetime
• beforehand
• before-nought-o'clock
• beforewards
Opposite of "bros before hoes"
by I am Lisa April 30, 2007
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by hairy pickle May 14, 2008
Get the beforegasm mug.a insult between two friends/enemies in which, every day, the two insult each other, waiting for the other person to slip. when the opponent slips, he leaves himself open for the insult "i could smell your mom before i saw her!) The first person to deliver this insult sucesfully is declared winner for the day.
Person1: your moms so fat, she sat on a dollar and it became four quarters!
bystanders: oooooooooo burn!
Person2: I'm not THAT easy to tick off.
Person1: (thinking that person2 is out of comebacks) YOUR MOM is easy!!!
Person2: I could smell your mom before i saw her!
bystanders: OOOOOOOOOOO
Person1: darn.
bystanders: oooooooooo burn!
Person2: I'm not THAT easy to tick off.
Person1: (thinking that person2 is out of comebacks) YOUR MOM is easy!!!
Person2: I could smell your mom before i saw her!
bystanders: OOOOOOOOOOO
Person1: darn.
by dracora365 April 14, 2009
Get the I could smell your mom before i saw her! mug.when a person calls shotgun within view of the vehicle, in a twenty-four hour range before take off.
"I CALL SHOTGUN!"
"You can't call shotgun the day before!"
"Yes i can, john scully, its called the day before-shotgun!"
"You can't call shotgun the day before!"
"Yes i can, john scully, its called the day before-shotgun!"
by g.west. December 23, 2008
Get the day before-shotgun mug.The act of getting hella keyed, baked, wasted, stoned, basted, dry, faded, high, drunk, plastered, smashed, shitfaced, zuited, gone, and intoxicated.
Also the act of getting hella dank pussy by a fine ass titty whore from da club on hoochieville street
Also the act of getting hella dank pussy by a fine ass titty whore from da club on hoochieville street
Furook: Ay yo nigga i slapped dat ass all night
OJ: Dat ass? start to finish?
Furook: yea nigga first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie's livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes
OJ: shavin dat ass?
Furook: My ass o ur ass?
OJ: nigga why would she be shavin my ass?
Furook: nigga my ass be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas pussy nipple hair?
Oj: nigga dammm! thats some hairry ass shit like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-cock..on sale?
Furook: Tay Tay got shot for being so hairy..nigga.
OJ: Dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod's ass?
Furook: Yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed
OJ: dam you a smart hairy nigga
OJ: Dat ass? start to finish?
Furook: yea nigga first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie's livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes
OJ: shavin dat ass?
Furook: My ass o ur ass?
OJ: nigga why would she be shavin my ass?
Furook: nigga my ass be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas pussy nipple hair?
Oj: nigga dammm! thats some hairry ass shit like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-cock..on sale?
Furook: Tay Tay got shot for being so hairy..nigga.
OJ: Dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod's ass?
Furook: Yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed
OJ: dam you a smart hairy nigga
by Ryan, Grayson, Regina, Garrett September 26, 2009
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