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angry beaver

one of the two angry beavers from the nineties cartoon on nickelodeon. quite possibly the best cartoon ever.

there were two brothers. daggett and norbert.

if you were a nineties child, you watched this show. and of course ah! real monsters. =p
When their parents have another litter, Norbert (the smart one) and Daggett (the stupid one) Beaver have to strike out on their own. Their new home on a lake in middle of the forest seems to be the scene of most every odd occurrence imaginable. The two beavers have to deal with wacko government scientists, 100-foot walking splinters, super-long teeth, a fish so big it can swallow a Swede, a giant cricket, the dreaded stinky toe, evil mind-controlling pond scum, a Swamp Witch, zombies, Mexican wrestlers, lying documentary-film makers, a stupidity potion, a big fat hairy naked Canadian, and a too-friendly robot, along with many other problems. In the midst of all this, Norb and Dag satisfy their love of Grade-Z 50's sci-fi, hot peppers, Yoo-hoo, and, of course, wood. Life as an angry beaver is excellent, to say the least.
by ilovecrackcocaine September 10, 2008
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Beaver Bomb

Karen: Jenny did you just fart?
Jenny:Yeah outta my vagina.
Karen:Damn that was a beaver bomb!
by mattytwotoes March 11, 2010
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beasraw

BEAST+RAW=BEASRAW.When something or someone is so amazing or unbelievable
Brandon so fuckin' beasraw "Ya Digg".

Shit you seen dem shoes dos muthafuckaz beastraw
by Brandon Becerra May 12, 2008
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Beaver-Vag

More appropriate and modern pronunciation of 'beverage'
Tom has at least 3 ice-cold beaver-vags waiting in his dorm.
by Tchaikovsky October 25, 2010
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Beaner-Bentley

A Chrysler 300 car driven by a Mexican or any other person with country of origin below that of Mexico on a map.
A car(particularly a Chrysler 300)you think is really nice untill you see the custom bad rims and tacky paint job and wanna-bee gangster driving it. Basicaly a Chrysler 300 becomes Beaner-Bentley
if driven by anyone making 20,000 dollars a year or less with brown skin. Its the low class version of a Bentley.
by awetexplosion September 16, 2011
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Beaver Walrus

Once thought to be a mythical creature unknown to science until a male specimen was found working on a car in roswell, Ga. His rodent like facial features conjure up an image of an absent minded, slightly handicapped beaver. A-fixed to this head is a soft, squishy, almost blubbery body only known to be shared with "rosmarus divergens"- the Pacific Walrus. The Beaver Walrus is not known to clean itself at all, lending it a musky odor rivaled only by the most unkempt fish markets. Its slow movements and lazy habits make it an easy, all-be-it useless creature for scientist to study. And yet, all that is truly known about the creature is that it is indigenous to the forests of Acworth, Ga
by Daddy2222 April 5, 2012
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floppy beaver

a large floppy vagina that slightly resembles a certain wood-cutting mammal
(may be diseased)
Lassie, Timmy fell in the floppy beaver! Go......no, hes screwed.
Ever seen Oprah?
by Pat Quinn December 13, 2007
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