When one's sports team makes it to the playoffs. Team members stop shaving their facial hair thus growing a 'playoff beard.' As long as that team is in the playoffs, the beard stays. When the team loses and gets removed from the playoffs, or ends up winning the championship; then, the beard can be shaved.
"Hey John, I heard your team lost your semi-finals game yesterday."
"Yeah we did, it's a shame. I gotta' shave the old playoff beard off tonight."
"Yeah we did, it's a shame. I gotta' shave the old playoff beard off tonight."
by Andrew Dargel June 1, 2006
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Thick layer of excrement plastered across the back of a toilet bowl following high-velocity bowel movements. Gravity and geometry conspire to fashion this matter into a beard-shaped carpet of filth.
Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.
Also known as a "manural".
Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.
Also known as a "manural".
by Mr Casual May 18, 2006
Get the Chocolate Beard mug.Noun. A type of beard coined by Eric Bana as the character Hector in the movie Troy. The beard is more than scruffy, but not a full beard. It is trimmed semi-well, should remind the onlooker of sexy Greek men, and it is usually in a dark tone. The beard has amazing properties, like endowing its wearer with sexiness and curing cancer.
Girl: Oh man, that guy has the best Hector beard!
Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
by RAZILY October 31, 2008
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"Why?"
"Because you sound like a cunt and act like a cunt so you should look like one!"
Can be used in situations where your colleague knows what you mean but the wider audience hasn't got a clue!
"Why?"
"Because you sound like a cunt and act like a cunt so you should look like one!"
Can be used in situations where your colleague knows what you mean but the wider audience hasn't got a clue!
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