mer snail

a snail with a bush just like Nancy's bush
a snail that says 'mer'

"mer!"
"thats such a mer snail!"
"omg look! its a mer snail!"

by mersnailer April 11, 2010

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Snail Trail

When you cum inside of a paraplegic and steal her wheelchair.

"Last night I made your sister snail trail all the way downstairs, we're still hanging out this weekend though right?"

by Leon Skennedy June 6, 2022

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Snail

A turbocharger.

Hey Joe that Mustang has a big snail sticking out of the grill, I don’t think your stock Corvette will stand a chance.

by tony330tc2 April 20, 2021

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snail hoping

maybe when your side bitches are to slow so u hop on a even slower one . preferably one with a mental handy cap so she can drewl all over your little dick while your shining her helmet ...

dude ,last night, I got my dick suck ,by 3 different chicks last night. other dude wernt in glen ellen last night by the S D C , 1st dude says yeah but they were all over age.. 2nd dude says that's wrong ,your no better then john, dan or mikey... fucking snail hopping again or snail hoppers ...... Mikey is deffiently a snail hoping again.

by yourrrrrdaddddddddddyyyyyybitc January 6, 2021

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Snail roll

When a woman scoots her moist vag across a males body hair.

Man, that chick last nailed snail rolled all over my chest. I had a trail left behind and everything.

by Barsinmaerf March 17, 2019

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Pre-Snails

Technical resources that are incredibly slow and impossible to get a concrete answer out of, specifially pre-sale resources.

Sales: "Hey Carlos, I have a phone that I need to know is compatible with my network. Can you help me out?" Wed 12/16/2009 5:31 AM

Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM

Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"

Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"

by shaginwagin May 5, 2010

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