Basic Bitch Car

Toyota Corolla, Hyundai & KIA (all models), Nissan Altima, Nissan Rogue are cars that basic bitches are most likely to have.

Christina: I heard Rashida just got a new Toyota Corolla.

Lesley: it's only right, she's a basic bitch so she got a basic bitch car 😏😂

by Sweetnsalty September 27, 2023

random basic

the description Lala on Vanderpump Rules uses to describe the girl James brings to the beach who no one had ever met. Also known as a person someone uses to make other girls jealous.

"what was up with the random basic yesterday?"

by DipseasDefinitions August 2, 2016

extra basic

When you are trying so hard to be basic that you have become extra.

She was so extra basic with her unicorn hoodie and ugh boots walking in to Dunkin donuts for a pumpkin spice coffee.

by Natasza December 2, 2017

National Basic Bitch Day

The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.

It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.

It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.

Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?

Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.

by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019

The Basic Bitch Manifesto

The bible all basic bitches adhere to. A guideline on how to blend in with everyone while delusionally still being convinced that oneself is unique. An expression to indicate that someone's basicness is so obvious and evident that you don't even need to get to know them to figure out that they are basic.

Tom: Thoughts on the new colleague?
Stacey: She has read the Basic Bitch Manifesto and has certainly applied it!
Tom: Yes! Zero personality, zero originality, zero ability to think independently.

by lizzzardking November 21, 2021

naruhina basically

Hinata: I love you!

Naruto: I don't care, I will become Hokage dattebayo!

Hinata: But you are also my Hokage!

Naruto: So? That is why I should become Hokage!

Naruto: Baka! You are the source of my source!

Naruto: You and I are the ultimate source!

Hinata: Inuyasha... what is happening...

Wakaba: Well Naruto... you have become a shinobi!

Naruto: Heh heh...

Naruto: Inuyasha... I will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: You too?

Naruto: Hokage Hinata!

Hinata: Why?

Naruto: Baka! You two must become Hokage baka!

Naruto: With the power of Inuyasha and Naruto... you will be Hokage baka!

Hinata: Baka!

Tsunade: Kami-sama, to save Naruto, I will do anything!

Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: Inuyasha and Naruto... we will be Hokage baka!

Naruto: Hinata and Inuyasha... we will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: You will become Hokage baka!

Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!

Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: We will become Hokage baka!

Naruto: Baka! Baka! Baka!

Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!

this is naruhina basically

by Drapen August 27, 2022

Canberra Basic

Canberra Basic describes a proportion of the young women who live in Canberra (the capital city of Australia) and think Canberra is the centre of the world. They will follow whatever they think is popular and go to places just to be seen there. If you meet at least 2 of the following criteria, you are Canberra basic:

1) Own a Kathmandu puffer jacket
2) Go out to Braddon 2 or more times a week
3) Do F45 classes
4) Own, or want to own, any kind of Audi car
5) Use the words “defs” or “totes”.

I was going to ask her out but I talked to her and she's so Canberra Basic.

by Bjorn McPherson September 10, 2023