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Beijing Bargain

A smokin’ deal that sounds too good to be true.

Originated from the fact that businesses can produce products in China for prices that just can’t be beat.
“Only 250 for a human liver? You must have dropped your prices cuz that’s a Beijing Bargain!”
by Rectumstretcher89 February 9, 2022
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Rape Bags

Due to being raped repeatedly as a youth or teenager. Could develop in both men and women leads bags under eyes and mild swelling or puffiness under the eyes. They're common as you age and the tissues around your eyes weaken, including some of the muscles supporting your eyelids. Fat that helps support the eyes can then move into the lower eyelids.

This gives 80% chance bring trapped throughout their horrible existence as rape trophy.
Betty's always in the mirror trying to put makeup on to cover her rape bags so she can appear to be somebody else.

Dude let's follow her, she has gnarly rape bags we can both hit it no problem.
by anonymous September 11, 2022
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Bumping bags/purses

2 bottoms (male or female) having sex but there’s no penetration because they’re both bottoms.
oh my god, that guy is so hot, i want to have sex with him!”
“no dude, he’s clearly a bottom, you’d be bumping bags/purses!”
by dingusweewoo69 October 14, 2023
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pop culture bargaining

A system of exchanging pop culture. You agree to watch or listen or read something such as a movie, tv show, or book and in exchange a friend will have to do the same.
I will watch Blades of Glory if you listen to The Bealtes.
I see we are pop culture bargaining...interesting.
by iapprovethismessage November 28, 2010
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boobie/bootie-bargaining

Negotiations wherein a lady (often one who is normally modest/celibate, but who feels a bit desperate in her need for the male's assistance/cooperation) consents to allow a man to view and/or sample The Merchandise in exchange for his help, agreeability, willingness to "pull strings" with his cronies on her behalf, etc.
College-grad gal #1: You got Ned to land you a position with his company?!??? Jeeeeeez... how'd you ever manage THAT?? Those employees are kind of the "elitist clan".
College-grad gal #2: Oh, it wasn't easy, believe me --- I had to do a little boobie/bootie-bargaining to convince him that I would be a valuable addition to the staff.
by QuacksO December 7, 2011
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floppy fun bags

A set of ginormous saggy tit bags. When titties have lost the battle with gravity.
When I get done work, I'm gonna go home and play with my lady friends' floppy fun bags!
by Mikey Mayhem August 3, 2017
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grandfather's bags

When you put duck tape on your balls and take it of after about 15 min they become wrinkly
I was in sauna with this guy and hes balls looked like grandfather's bags
by Korpelankimmo February 10, 2021
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