Old School Backhand

While sitting indian style, you lean back and place your hand under your leg onto your dong, stroking it backhand style.

I was bored on friday night, so I amused myself by watching murder she wrote while stroking it old school backhand.

by DaCoach's Mustache March 29, 2010

using the backdoor

To penetrate the anus of a human being or some other animal if you're into the whole bestiality thing.

Angie got pissed at Jimmy for using the backdoor without anal-eze

by Elvis's Sideburns May 22, 2015

the german backhand

When you have finished having anal sex, and you wipe the back of your hand in the crack of your ass collecting all the truffle butter. You then back hand your partner across the face.

"John donkey punched me last night, so I have him the German backhand!"

by BonnoP February 2, 2016

Baton Rouge Backhand

The act of shitting on the back of your hand and slapping someone across the face.

Bro 1: My girl has been cheating on me with some hockey player. Bro 2: Don’t sweat it dude, he’s got a Baton Rouge backhand headed his way.

by Frunkle December 4, 2020

San Francisco Backdoor

When a man warms white wine in his mouth and spits it into a woman's rectum. As the wine loosens the fecal matter, the man ejaculates inside the woman's butt. The backdoor is complete when the woman returns the wine into the man's mouth.

This is the same as a Turkish Backdoor, but with wine. Proponents of the San Francisco version claim the wine loosens more fecal matter than the Turkish version with water.

"Did you give her a Turkish Backdoor?"
"No, she wanted a San Francisco backdoor?"
"How many Backdoors are there?"

by Charlotte Hell February 18, 2022

Backhand Dabrowski

The act of "stress relieving" or "interogating the suspect" with a reverse grip while looking at pictures of 'Storage Area Networks'.

Last night I gave myself a Backhand Dabrowski!

by Prime Time April 15, 2005

Backons

An arse valley wank...(not to be mistaken for anal sex..it's similar to a tit wank).

The woman lies on her front while her guy sits on the small of her back facing her feet. He pops his penis between her bottom cheeks and squeezes them together...and off he goes!

Lube recommended.

Sam was concerned when Danny asked her for a Backons...but after he'd explained that it wouldn't make her eyes water, she agreed...and actually found it quite pleasurable (she was even able to finish her crossword).

by Miss Smith January 26, 2008