poop burrito 

A Mexican delight composed of Poop, Tortillas and authentic Mexican spices. It's sold at such stores as Bargin Bob's House of Feces and Taco Bell.

Let's go to Taco Bell, I got a hankerin' for a pooperin'! Um...burrito...in'.

poop burrito by Danny Peterson January 10, 2004

shit burrito 

when a guy takes a condom and shits into it, then he sticks it into a microwave for 30 seconds (preferably on high power), and then he fucks it.

I used my grandma's microwave to cook my shit burrito

shit burrito by Saul Meyer May 29, 2003

Philly Burrito 

A variation of the Burrito that was invented in Philadelphia and is very popular in the Philadelphia area.

How a Philly Burrito is made: A Person is took and shot in the head multiple times with a Gun, then the Dead Body of the Person is taken and put into a Large Sleeping Bag and then Bricks are placed in the Sleeping Bag then the Sleeping Bag is Superglued up and thrown into a River where it will sink to the Bottom of the River and Never found by anybody.

The Philly Burrito is the most delicious thing invented since the Philadelphia Cheesesteak. The only thing that sucks about Philly Burritos is, you can't eat them, unless you like polyester and wet, dead human flesh.

Philly Burrito by Da Wizard Of OZ November 29, 2009

Norwegian Burrito

The act of shitting in a vagina and then having sex with it.

If a male from Norway injects feces into a Norwegian woman's vagina. Let's it marinade. After marinating he then has sex with the feces filled vagina.

I can't do a Norwegian Burrito because I'm not from Norway so I guess I'll just stick to a Tahitian Burrito.

Norwegian Burrito by WaltersBabe23 August 4, 2014

baked burrito 

an overtanned mexican

eww, that bitch is a baked burrito

baked burrito by wtfwhy May 3, 2009

Chicken Burrito 

Meaning to have a boner, code-word for boner when
with girls as to not get embarassed.

I got a chicken burrito when i saw Jessica Simpson bend over.

Chicken Burrito by That Guy 1996 June 23, 2010

2 boys 1 burrito 

You and a homie go to buy a spicy burrito. One homie then shoves said burrito up the others butt hole. Finally the homie that shoved the burrito in the ass eats and sucks the fuck out of the burrito as the other pushes it out.

Setting - Homies naked playing ps4
Homie 1:"Yo do you want to do 2 boys 1 burrito?"
Homie 2:"What's that"
Homie 1:*Shoves burrito in his ass*

2 boys 1 burrito by The East is Red May 31, 2019