A bisexual woman that has touched you immensely in a emotional or/and sexual way and you feel robbed of something materially or emotionally. You may not know of what she took and dont know what gang she is affiliated to in terms of sexuality.
Mike: I had the best sex of my life with Jill last night. I am missing my watch though.
Chris: I thought she was gay. She is such a bisexual bandit.
Chris: I thought she was gay. She is such a bisexual bandit.
by Jimyee97 November 16, 2016

Why does that African American act white.
Johnny you are such a culture bandit, why are you sagging , and trying to be like them gang members.
Johnny you are such a culture bandit, why are you sagging , and trying to be like them gang members.
by Tyrez. November 24, 2015

Someone who repeatedly tries to cover up their boner by tucking it into the waistband of their pants.
by JLaRue April 21, 2013

by Sandtrapper July 19, 2017

someone who is excessively obsessed with asses and or fannies henceforth chases and steals them at random
by tyler gross October 25, 2008

A time bandit is the one friend who extends the night by any means necessary. A time bandit will be the person to say "just one more" and to buy another round when you are looking for your coat. The time bandit will say it's early: "Come on stay another hour -- it's early -- you'll still be able to get forty-five minutes of sleep tonight." The time bandit will purposely underestimate the time it takes to get home: "Don't worry you can grab a cab and get out to the Hamptons in thirty minutes" The time bandit will go as far as to use sex to keep you out -- Don't leave I was just about to kiss you."
Melanie is a time bandit. For her "grabbing a quick one after work" means letting her friends get home before its light the next morning. I went to lunch with Melanie and got home a week later.
by tiredguy December 30, 2009

josh and mike and the rest of the bmx bandits watched as they burnt down old man petersons dog kennel
by Andygeekie August 15, 2008
