by Baby Gorl January 30, 2020
A baby that is born to a parent or parents that cannot afford to raise a baby. The parent(s) then require to live off the government for food, welfare, housing, and/or medicaid.
What is that girl thinkin' getting pregnant!? She doesn't have a job and she lives with her mom. Her beau doesn't have a job, a car, a house, or socks to cover his feet! She's DEFINITELY having a government baby!
by notmakinbaby October 01, 2010
When a baby was just supposed to be cum left in a womans dirt hole, but just enough overflowed into the ham wallet to conceive a child. With most nutrients not ending up where the should have, the kid ends up lacking smarts and motivation.
by Chickenfucker98 June 23, 2020
Bella hadid is a nepotism baby
by Yourlocalenby October 06, 2022
A baby who holds all the secrets about triangles, often times used by NASA. Unfortunately no one cares about triangles because they are not round. He was therefore cast into the ocean for all of eternity.
I drove my car to NASA where all the astronauts were takin the SAT's then I ran into the room and shouted "bad news space men, god is real and math is for lunatics. I'm going to throw the trigonometry baby into the ocean"
by ButterTheMob July 29, 2019
A fashionably over-sized purse, which is large enough to hold a child in. And can possibly used to steal babies.
by K. Ca May 31, 2007
Sick children, between the ages of 5 and 15, who are home due to school closures, playing online video games (like Fortnite) and audibly coughing, sniffling, and sneezing. See also #sweaty fever child
tiny voice "Ashhpplzz! *snif* Anybody got a mic? Helloo? *koff* *koff* Anyone got a mic? Nobody? *snif*"
older voice "Aww, another one of these COVID babies. I knew you were a sweat."
older voice "Aww, another one of these COVID babies. I knew you were a sweat."
by ToddUncommon March 24, 2020