by Baby Gorl January 30, 2020
Bella hadid is a nepotism baby
by Yourlocalenby October 06, 2022
by whydontwechickeeforever October 17, 2019
When a baby was just supposed to be cum left in a womans dirt hole, but just enough overflowed into the ham wallet to conceive a child. With most nutrients not ending up where the should have, the kid ends up lacking smarts and motivation.
by Chickenfucker98 June 23, 2020
A fashionably over-sized purse, which is large enough to hold a child in. And can possibly used to steal babies.
by K. Ca May 31, 2007
A baby who holds all the secrets about triangles, often times used by NASA. Unfortunately no one cares about triangles because they are not round. He was therefore cast into the ocean for all of eternity.
I drove my car to NASA where all the astronauts were takin the SAT's then I ran into the room and shouted "bad news space men, god is real and math is for lunatics. I'm going to throw the trigonometry baby into the ocean"
by ButterTheMob July 29, 2019
Sick children, between the ages of 5 and 15, who are home due to school closures, playing online video games (like Fortnite) and audibly coughing, sniffling, and sneezing. See also #sweaty fever child
tiny voice "Ashhpplzz! *snif* Anybody got a mic? Helloo? *koff* *koff* Anyone got a mic? Nobody? *snif*"
older voice "Aww, another one of these COVID babies. I knew you were a sweat."
older voice "Aww, another one of these COVID babies. I knew you were a sweat."
by ToddUncommon March 24, 2020