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Male-Pattern Autism

A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."

Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023
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(Sound of autism)

A sound of autism can be called a word due to it beomg a universal sound for every possible feeling like happy (happy autism sound) or abngery (angry autism sound)
I really just feel (sound of autism) today fr fr
by 0zuzu0 September 15, 2023
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Left ass cheek autism

A person who fakes autism because they think its silly/cute
Chrissy's autims came from their left ass cheek left ass cheek autism
by BowieePOP January 16, 2024
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Tolkien-level autism

A term used to refer to situations where someone creates something such as a made-up language or universe so elaborate that it is akin to the likes of JRR Tolkien's work.
Person 1: I just created my own fictional world and created an entire fake language and alphabet!
Person 2: Dude. You've achieved Tolkien-level autism.
by tomothy17 July 15, 2024
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Raisin Bran Autism

A specific form of autism that is very raisin bran-esque in a way that cannot be described with any other term.
"I've seen every single episode, movie and spinoff of Power Rangers."
-someone showing signs of raisin bran autism
by YK80 January 21, 2026
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gabe has autism

I kid named Gabe that has autism
by anonymous March 5, 2025
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Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)
This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.
by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025
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