Albert

a selfish, self loving druggie who don't give two's about anyone else but himself.

also see: twat.

oh my god albert is such a twat

by lol0ijvdhbsjdjdjadofjdaofdofjd April 23, 2019

Albert Einstein

the act of spewing your load across a girls upper lip after getting a blow job, making her look like Albert Einstein

I ended up pulling out earlier and shooting my wad across her upper lip giving her an Albert Einstein

by da' witz November 19, 2011

St. Albert

A certain small town somewhere in Alberta. Take a large city filled with a bunch of sports nuts, shrink down until it's 1/200 the size, throw in a ton of racism and homophobia, and take out everything that's remotely fun. A pathetic excuse for a town.

Person 1: We just passed St. Albert.
Person 2: Really? I must've blinked.

by danger!radio October 21, 2008

Albert Einstein

A smart man

Albert Einstein Is smart

Albert Einstein Is very smart
Albert Einstein Is extremely smart
(See what I did there 😏)

by סתם מפגרת August 31, 2020

prince albert

Prince Albert is the third-largest city (after Saskatoon and Regina) with a population of 41,072 as of 2006 in Saskatchewan, Canada.
The city is nick-named:
1. "Gateway to the North", as it is the most northen city centre in Saskatchewan.
2. P.A., short form of Prince Albert.

"I've heard of Prince Albert, its cold there."

by laura_spandex November 24, 2006

Alberth

A guy who likes to make fun of people with Autism, also a huge ass whole! Nobody likes him, acts like a 5th grader cause he thinks he's cool! But it makes him look like an idiot...

That guys such an Idiot, he's an Alberth no doubt!

by The Asians Classs May 29, 2009

Prince Albert in a can

To use pierced male genitalia for anal sex.

The next day he was bragging to his friends about giving her a Prince Albert in a can.

by slugger bob October 18, 2010