Battery acid

A term often used to denote a drink that so citric that it feels as if it’s dissolving or burning your mouth, theoretically akin to if you just drank battery acid.

“*Plegh*! What is?”
“New soda flavor.”
“This is battery acid.”
“Well, they can’t all be winners.”

by SuperCrafter015 October 27, 2024

salisillic acid

Aspirin dat's infused wif laughin' gas.

Brer Rabbit claimed to have discovered a place where he could go to really "giggle 'n' guffaw wif gusto"; said euphoria-producing locale did not actually exist, of course (he'd merely made it up to make Brer Fox and Brer Bear so curious dat they would untie him so dat he could supposedly show them where it was, and so he led them to a hive of bumblebees which caused said pair of vengeful carnivores to inadvertently let said clever herbivore escape while they were being swarmed by said angry insects), but if it had, perhaps it would have been either a natural vent of nitrous oxide or a stash of salisillic acid tablets.

by QuacksO November 9, 2024

Bronsted-Lowry/Brønsted–Lowry Acid-Base Theory

An acid/base definition that suggests an Brønsted–Lowry acid is any molecule that can donate a proton, and a Brønsted–Lowry base is any molecule that accepts the proton. Protons can be referred to as H+ or "hydrogen ions," so if you see those terms used in a textbook they all mean the same thing. When a Brønsted–Lowry acid gives its proton away, it is "deprotonated" and can now accept a proton; now that it has become an acceptor, it is referred to as a conjugate base. The same rule applies to Brønsted–Lowry bases: once they gain a proton (are protonated), they are known as conjugate acids.

student: i'm a little confused with this functional group. the reading says that the carboxylic acid (COOH) group loses its proton, H, making the formula COO−. now that there's a space on the oxygen that's vacant, could the group accept a proton in the empty space? wouldn't that make the group a base?
teacher: yeah, acids turn into things known as conjugate bases when they lose hydrogen ions. the space where a proton used to be is now available for bonding, and the group or molecule becomes a proton acceptor/Brønsted–Lowry base
that's how you use the Bronsted-Lowry/Brønsted–Lowry Acid-Base Theory

by ilikesciencemorethanyoudo July 6, 2025

The vat of acid

When you piss in a girls mouth and then hawk lugies into it

Dude that bitch was a freak she let me do the vat of acid

by nigga bean jones August 1, 2025

Methoxymethanedioic Acid

Methoxymethanedioic Acid (Dicarbonic Acid) is HO-(C=O)-O-(C=O)-OH . Methoxymethanedioic Acid is beyond Carbonated Hydrogen oxide. It's Carbonated Carbonic Acid.

Tony: I am going to try Seltzer Boys Methoxymethanedioic Acid with flavorings.

by HawaiianPunch1 January 16, 2025

BJ Acid Reflux

When you're getting head from a girl and she gets some acid reflux, causing a pleasurable sensation on the tip of your penis.

"My girl was giving me head and got BJ acid reflux, I immediately busted down her throat."

by Itain'tObeeezy January 23, 2025

battery acid

A delicious beverage

Hey tom, have you tried the battery acid yet?

by candle wax consumer February 3, 2025