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Asshole Jack

A theatre kid. Most likely gay. Likes to compliment himself up while putting down others. Steals phrases from other people. Also ditches friends to go see movies by himself. However is still loved for their amazing talent.
Wow! i'm really talented! I'm like an Asshole Jack!
by ohhotdamn2 December 24, 2010
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Asshole Of The Week

An award that goes to the person who was the biggest asshole of the current week. Most likely the winner does something noteworthy of being an asshole.
Matt won asshole of the week for pissing drunk in the living room.
by ardysamburger January 27, 2011
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Incandescent asshole

A person who is easily spotted as thoughtless asshole by making a stupid and unreasonable comment to others. A harsher comment to another person than incandescent idiot.
While making an unreasonable comment to a group of girls, Cedric claims to have a cure for cancer, seems like an Incandescent asshole.
by Scottie to Hottie November 23, 2009
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Asshole

Your butt hole. Were your shit comes out.
by escapedgoat September 30, 2004
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elbows and assholes

What a construction supervisor says when s/he wants everyone to work harder.
"This foundation isn't going to dig itself! All I want to see is elbows and assholes people!"
by persnickety twit October 30, 2004
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I'd lick her asshole

A phrase used to identify a girl that is attractive enough for you to lick her asshole. Excessive beauty is required
Check her out, she's a fox, i'd lick her asshole for sure.
by paulie cipriani January 12, 2009
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asshole punch

A vicious punishment that is delivered to a friend when they have allowed themselves to be caught bending over or projecting their ass.
Bill became angry and teary-eyed when I gave him an asshole punch while he was climbing into the back seat of the jeep
by SSG Dutton September 11, 2006
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