AIDS

What men get by sticking their penises up other men's bottoms.

..."That disease he has does an awful job on you. Your lungs fill up."
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)

"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)

by Colin 100 December 5, 2012

aids infected cum bubble

A person that gets on your nerves, I.e. A douche bag queer that won't get off your nuts, so you call them an aids infected cum bubble so they will get off your jock. The ultimate comeback for all those anoying "yo mamma" jokes.

Jimmie keeps swingin' from my nuts dawg, dat bitch is a aids infected cum bubble!

by Razer Blade neck cutta November 17, 2009

Aidsbola

A combination of the words Aids and Ebola.
Used when someone sneezes or coughs in his/her microphone while in a voice chat.

Guy: *Coughs uncontrollably*
Girl: "Why do you always have Aidsbola when we're gaming?"

Guy: *sneezes*
Guy: "Aidsbola, dude."

by Harpolias January 21, 2017

AIDS

AIDS stands for Acquired Immune Deficicncy Syndrome and contrary to belief, AIDS doesnt just affect gay men, it can affect anyone who has oral or normal sex with an infected person. People can contract AIDS by blood transfusions,sex, or anything that ivolves recieving blood, semen and ect. There are two types of HIV AIDS; HIV1 and HIV2. HIV1 is most common while HIV2 has infected most people from west Africa. Both of these diseases are of primate origin and most likely transferred to people by butchering the animal.

But i repeat:AIDS DOES NOT ONLY EFFECT GAY MEN!
AIDS only occurs in gay men frequently because of the way they have sex and because semen can carry the infection easily.

one educated person talking to a uneducated person:

uneducated person:Did you hear that Billy got AIDS?He must be a fucking fag!

Educated Person: No ,uneducated person, i hadn't heard that, and if it is true ,which i doubt, Billy does not have to be a so called "fag" to have Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.

by Unicorns21 December 8, 2006

Cat Aids

A disease you can get only if you are a cat.
One cannot get this disease if the cat piss on one's hand seeps into a nearby cut.

Simon Amstell is making his cat aids joke. (laughter ensues)

by tommyjon November 26, 2010

AIDS

The Boogieman of the 21st century. Despite the rumors, you CANNOT get aids through a toilet seat, sharing food, skin contact, urinating on someone and being bitten by a mosquito.

Security Gaurd: Someone with AIDS peed in the pool. You can't go in.
Bill: And they hired you?!

by Fangz The Wolf February 23, 2009

Aids Balloon

A weapon employed by the sudanese on 80's disco music. An aids balloon would be released within the chosen attack area,usually consisting of a large crowded dancefloor. When the balloon was batted or popped the surrounding disco individuals would contract the Aids virus without the preliminary Hiv strain. Aids balloons are usually red or brown in colour.

"Tony loved too boogy, sadly he was attacked friday by a sudanese aids balloon"

"Deploy the aids ballon"

"The aids balloon apparantly killed freddy mercury"

by Byron Linn May 12, 2008