A place where all individualality is sucked out of you, like an aphid to a rose. Full of ho's and wanna be pimps, not to mention the preps, why go there? Sadly i do
by Seven Birds May 23, 2006
St. Mary's College aka SMC aka Summer Camp for big kids. Commonly confused with Mount St. Mary's, but everyone knows we are so much cooler than them. We get to spend our lazy days skipping classes and hanging out down by the river. Pot is at the top of the food pyramid right next to alcohol. Regular attire is a polo, with the collar popped of course! Pleasant, Monks, the point and the Door are always fun spots to chill (watch out for the townies at the bars tho) If its your birthday you better stay clear of the pond. Once you come here you never want to leave. So pop your collar, grab a beer and head down to the docks!!!
by smallz April 26, 2005
A super ghey school where all the students have at least fifty known STDs. Also, they all take cheap drugs like marijuana and meth, and drink lame ass lite beer.
Gah, you guys, I went to St. Andrews yesterday. I didn't even get out of the car and I contracted gonorrhea.
by Zsa Zsa la Whore October 12, 2006
Big, nasty, dirty "women" that give lesbians a bad name. Have rightfully earned the moniker "dirty gerties" by attempting to hide their all-encompassing lust for St. Catherine's girls via sucking and fucking their closeted brothers in crime, Benedictine. Wear uniforms that, while not actually heinous by their own merit, manage to make these so-called girls even less attractive. Have terrible problem with making personal hygiene, thus explaining the smell of death surrounding their learning institution. *Note* This definition is in no way supposed to reflect badly on lesbians. To imply that any lesbian would find a Gertie anything but abhorrent would be a great disservice. Ladies, keep up the good work.
Dirty Gertie: I have to wax my back, chest and stomach tonight. Would you care to join me in this hair-removal festival? I know you have some unsightly body hair of your own. I saw it last night when I secretly watched you undress.
Derty Girtie 2: I'd love to, but you know, I made plans to sit in my car outside of St. Catherine's and cry. So, so many tears.
Dirty Gertie: Understandable. Maybe once I have removed said offending body hair I will join you. But only after I service my "boyfriend". I must administer a blumpkin. Oh well, anything to hide my lesbianocity.
Dirty Gertie 2: *sniffle* I was born in a Holiday Inn.
Dirty Gertie: I...love Anne Coulter. *soul dies*
Derty Girtie 2: I'd love to, but you know, I made plans to sit in my car outside of St. Catherine's and cry. So, so many tears.
Dirty Gertie: Understandable. Maybe once I have removed said offending body hair I will join you. But only after I service my "boyfriend". I must administer a blumpkin. Oh well, anything to hide my lesbianocity.
Dirty Gertie 2: *sniffle* I was born in a Holiday Inn.
Dirty Gertie: I...love Anne Coulter. *soul dies*
by VerucaSalt January 28, 2005
Straight queers thats all you need to know but other than that... they think that they are the best but they're not. They try to talk shit but they'd get their ass beat if they really got in your face and no one likes them. The only way that St. Pauls get any action is in a gangbang or something fagget ass like that. Straight out bitches.
St. Pauls are just a bunch of kids that think their cool think they know shit but they dont and karma comes back to haunt everyone.
by Sup May 08, 2005
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St. Peter's is the basically the same as a Nazi death camp. It goes from kindergarten to 8th grade. Up to 4th grade it seems like a nice school. 5th grade up... its a nightmare. The teachers are evil. The uniforms are crap. The nun smokes and the kids are very afraid. The kids who go there are mostly rich even if they think they aren't. Some are cool and some are dicks. Ever since the theater was closed down now they have nowhere to go but cold stone. Not to mention a lot of the kids who come out of that school end up very racist because the white to black ratio is like 90:1. Feel bad for these kids. I'm one of them.
by Mike McMiker February 08, 2009