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Armin Alert

He's a cute smart man. Armin is my life and my husband. We do seggs every 10pm and sleep after few rounds!! <3 Eren said we dont make a perfect match, but who cares?? Mikasa is mine <3 wanna share? As words say "sharing is caring" no you can't share because I dont give a fuck about you 🤨 anyways my biggest flex is I simp and become armin's first wife since s1. Fear me.
Person1: omg is that armin alert? So handsome!

Me: YO THATSZ MY MAN 🙄🖐
by n 3^07 ! March 13, 2021
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Cheesy Alert

A mandatory alert that must be given before something cheesy is said. Usually during instant messaging.
*cheesy alert*

you mean every thing to me.
by Da Ballin Baller March 4, 2009
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Gurt Alert

An overweight chick with warts and a stanky vagina is llurking in the distance and you call it out to warn all people around
Damn nigga, GURT ALERT, thats one ugly bitch!!!
by Bungle Queefer January 3, 2010
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pussy allergy

The extreme measures a man takes to avoid dating or having sex with women.
Keith must have a pussy allergy. He totally avoided fucking that drunk chick we put in his bed!
by Spillinseed April 11, 2016
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224 Creeper-Code Alert

When you're out partying with your girls and there's a guy making strange eye contact from across the room, or licks his lips as he approaches you, you yell out "224" to your friends who will come to your side to pretend to talk to you about something important, whisk you away to the bathroom and if necessary, make a human wall so that you can avoid any contact with said approaching creeper. This is also sometimes implemented when a person is talking to you and you didn't think they were initially a creeper but the conversations is quickly devolving into something actually quite creepy.
"Remember when I had to call a 224 Creeper-Code Alert on that guy at the bar last weekend? He seemed okay at first, but then after like 5 minutes, he started talking about us traveling to Barcelona and how I would have his kids one day. "
by TifHub06 February 5, 2017
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egg alert

When a co-worker will notify you by email or vocally alert you that another co-worker had crop dusted (farted while walking by) in the vicinity of your cubicle.
by Evil Eggs November 14, 2010
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