Alcohol Enthusiast

Essentially an alcoholic in denial

Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :

1. They deny they are an alcoholic

2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink

3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends

4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and

“ savor” the taste of alcohol

5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash

6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time

Ex: “ oh I’m not an alcoholic. I’m an alcohol enthusiast. There’s a big difference”

by Marshmelliesoup May 10, 2021

Alcohol

The HARAM shit most dads drink

Friend: yo bro do you want a glass of alcohol

Quran reading mega Muslim: ASTUGFURALLAH

by Jared the wanking pelican July 1, 2023

assorted alcohol

A variety of alcohol which one would bring to a party

Female:What do you consider "assorted alcohol"? Lol

Experienced Male: A good variety of alcohol one would bring to a party. Like your brothers 18th birthday party.

by My wallet has a cactus in it July 9, 2017

Alcoholic

A narcistic asshole, who never takes the blam only gives.

Wow you never stop drinking do you? You're a Alcoholic

by PePeHaNd'S November 29, 2019

alcohol enema

A male who takes alcohol via enema so it enters his system quicker

"Let's take a bofa together or an alcohol enemaand go get some frat girls, Hell yeah"!

by realterms101 October 1, 2018

Alcoholic Blackout

Alcoholic Blackout is a term for a memory loss after drinking too much alcohol.People who experience alcoholic blackouts often does not remember anything they did or anything that happen in a period after they start drinking.

Mark: Dude,do you remember last night when you try seduce my mother
Joseph: No,what?

Mark: You drank to much last night,probably you experienced an alcoholic blackout

by Kaivosguy11 May 23, 2020

Accelerated alcoholic

Someone who drinks an extreme amout of alcohol daily.

Jon is an definitely an accelerated alcoholic.

by DamPam July 8, 2019