Maroon 5

They are a band. They used to be amazing, making songs like "Sunday Morning", "This Love", "She Will be Loved", and all of the other songs on their first album "Songs about Jane". Now they are shit, making songs like "Moves like Jagger".

*On my Ipod* Friend: What are you listening to?
Me: Maroon 5, back when they were good.
Friend: I don't know who they are, can I listen?
Me: Of course.
Friend: OMG they are awesome! What do they sound like now?
*Youtube, Moves like Jagger* Me: ...This...*Cry*
Friend: Oh god. Why.

by Fatninja October 30, 2012

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december 5

apparently tiktok says we have to wear all black that day

jimmy: you know today’s december 5th right

john: yeah why

jimmy: it’s national wear black day 😞

by brimartin November 13, 2019

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iPhone 5

think of the iPhone 4S as a white guys penis. now think of the iPhone 5 as a black guys penis. that's the iPhone 5 for you, just bigger than the last...

White Guy #1:hey man look at my iPhone 4S

White Guy #2: not bad, but didn't you get the new iPhone 5?

White Guy #1: Not yet, but that thing is supposed to be bigger than this one.

Black Guy: it sure is. it's as big as my dick... SUCK IT!

by Sitbackandlaugh October 27, 2012

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0/5

the very sad term directioners use, when none of one direction follows them.

directioner: 0/5 :(
directioner: i feel ya, let's cry together.

by Brittany Horan September 17, 2012

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Battlefield 5

A Battlefield game that is supposedly set is World War Two. It may be a mediocre Battlefield game and a not so good World War Two Game, but it's not as bad as Call Of Duty World War 2.

{Gamer 1}: Battlefield 5 has a lot of problems.
{Gamer 2}: At least it isn't as bad as COD WW2!

by Hob Nobben July 28, 2019

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