shag face

The face a boy/man makes when he is shagging his girlfriend. This can range from a straight face to a frown.

"So girl tell me about when you shagged him"
"It was so good but be kept frowning at me"
"Awww don't worry about that girl, it'll just be his shag face"

by bananacake01 July 7, 2016

Crystal shagging

Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure

My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt

Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality

by Fussy Dino arms August 18, 2019

stealth shag

Having sex silently, so as to avoid causing irreparable emotional trauma to their children.

My parents don't stealth shag. I wish I was deaf.

by Something Amusing October 26, 2013

shag

to “shag” someone it means to fight, if someone says they want to shag you that means the want to fight you so prepare

person 1: i’m gonna shag micheal
person 2: oh no i hope you win the shag

by Meliketiddies May 27, 2023

ex-shag

Someone who you've slept with with, but your not friends anymore just an ex-fuck. While still being on good terms.

Awkward situation:

Ex-shag: How are you?
You: I'm fine
Ex-shag: Wanna hang out watching movies?
You: Sure

by Casio38 April 11, 2010

Shag

something you love very much

"i love fish and chips"
"yeah theyre so shag"

by BIGMANPHILLIPTHETHIRD April 29, 2022

shag

a British term that means "to have sex with"

I shagged your mum last night, yeah mate!
Your mum fancied a quick shag before your dad came home.
I was shagging your mum in her arse when she shat on my cock.

by Fuckaya March 6, 2019