Verb / When your iPod Nano 5G with the shake to shuffle feature flies out of your hand and is picked up by someone who is unwilling to return it or is too big and surly to be confronted for its return.
by Seymourbuttz September 15, 2008
by Baller 72683 February 28, 2018
The particular hue that a person’s face assumes when constantly lit by an iPad, mobile phone, computer or tablet.
by pbdrivers December 28, 2017
by Ritacca February 15, 2023
Nate: Andy why is your booty dripping?
Andy: Friggin Max must have spiked it through the net again...
Max: Yes I did buddy! Yes I did.
Andy: Friggin Max must have spiked it through the net again...
Max: Yes I did buddy! Yes I did.
by cuckfart October 13, 2020
the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!
billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(
by billymays69 May 27, 2011
when some on is on the internet talking junk only because they are not face to face with you, miles and miles away!
"Oh I'm a ni99er! O..OK you are really net hard on Halo right now"
"Why these people on Facebook so net hard, I bet they wouldn't say that to my face!"
"Why these people on Facebook so net hard, I bet they wouldn't say that to my face!"
by mrsvee November 16, 2011