Red Ink Calligraphy

A sexual act in which one partner holds in their urges to urinate for a day or two, and eats and drinks the worst kinds of junk foods and alcohol, conjuring a vigorous bladder storm inside, and when it is finally unbearable, they release their blood coloured piss onto their sexual partner.

1: Hey bro why do you smell so awful?

2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...

by Paleo-Fecal Investigator March 24, 2020

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Parting the Red Sea

Parting the red sea could mean several things, but the definition that people seem to use the most refers to when someone eats out a girl while she's on her period

*Talking about parting the Red Sea* @Iris:This feels like code for 🍽️ a girl 0ut when she’s on her 🩸

by RandomSocialist March 5, 2024

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Reds

A short form derived from the popular cigarette brand Malboro Reds

"Some reds right now would be pretty nice"

by Sierreal March 22, 2022

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Red Cap

Smirnoff Vodka. The lowest of the lows. Some of the cheapest shit you can buy to get wasted.

Those hobos are chugging down some Red Cap.

by Experienced Partier January 26, 2022

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Red

Fast

Wow that car is so Red

by Redis RRre May 27, 2017

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Red Ram

A Red Ram is the nickname for a woman who drives a red Dodge Ram, usually with a mud racing sticker on it. These women are generally closeted lesbians looking to get pegged.

I was out at lunch the other day and ran into a Red Ram. I saw the sticker and I knew.

by Rickybooby42069 November 18, 2021

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