Mr. Squeakers

Mr. Squeaker is a very fluffy, kind, and fat hamster. Well, was all those things. My mom ended up running him over in her soccer van on her way to her side hoe’s house. Turns out she way gay. Anywho R.I.P Mr. Squeakers

Crystal: Mom?! Where’s my hamster!!
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag”

Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄
“Rest in piss Mr. Squeakers”

by Gayforyou❤️ November 5, 2021

Mr Matanda

A very sexy beautiful young man. He is very short and very strict. He is the god of all beings and omn-potent. He created life itself in its very purest form. You could consider him god. He is also very attractive everyones goal is to be his boyfriend

Jim: Hey whos that hot babe
Bob: omg its mr MATANDA i need autograph

by MONKE12333 November 5, 2021

Mr. Scholp

A teacher who actually cares about his students. A teacher who causes a spike in his students' creativity level and not their blood pressure. A teacher who let's his students make jokes in class. A madlad who plays guitar in his free time. An all around swell guy that treats others how they would like to be treated. A teacher that does his job so well, he broke the laws of physics by receiving a positive definition on Urban Dictionary despite being a teacher.

Ricardo: "Yo did you see how Pewdiepie raised $1.5 million for charity in a year?"

Jaqueese: "Yeah, He really goes the extra mile to help others. He's just like Mr. Scholp 🤣!"

by Anonymous Boi Minoi November 5, 2021

Mr Thingo

A cool man

Person 1: oh have you heard of Mr Thingo?
Person 2: no?
Person1: oh you should go subscribe to him on youtube hes the best!

by egglover069 November 7, 2021

Mr Norman

Somebody who is very petty, has a small penis and follows every single rule like it's the bible

Dude you're such a Norman/ Mr Norman

by Hawes inc. November 8, 2021

Mr 30

alpha males who last at least 30 minutes in bed.

Mr 30? that's what's up bro I'm trynna be like you.

by OGolives November 8, 2021

Mr. Cummy-pants

The name of shame given to the first person in a group to fail No Nut November

"Look at that fool, he failed No Nut"
"It's Mr. Cummy-pants to you!"

by Richard "Dick" Cummings $2 November 8, 2021