Joe-safe

a Joe safe is a shot in Pool or Billiards where the shooter tries to make his ball and misses, but he luckily safes the other player. For example, I am trying to make a ball and I miss but I snooker the next guy. This is called the Joe-safe. This is the Jo-safe because a gentleman in Phuket Thailand routinely did this either by skill or luck.

Man, this guy Joe-safed me again. I can never catch a break.

by Cleaverkneekicker June 29, 2024

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Joe Biden

The cousin of the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt. Also someone who is so old a out of it they really don't know what is happening.

Man, I popped 5 xanny bars last night and I was Joe Biden fucked up.

by Trip J 420 July 3, 2024

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Joe Biden

A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.

"America can be defined in one sentence: Asafuhmuttahanan," Joe Biden said in his speech.

by NASCARJUNKMAN July 7, 2024

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Joe alwyn

Broke ass actor who used to work at a yogurt shop according to taylor swift.

Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else

-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass

Probably reads gay fantasy books

Had like 20 songs written about him

Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat

Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)

Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure

Person 1: "OMG THATS TAYLOR SWIFT"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"

by Mamawaffles July 13, 2024

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