A female usually in her 40's that suddenly decides she loves new dick and will spread them like warm butter to get it.
Where's Bob's wife been lately? Hell man she's getting her Midlife Hoe on. She ain't tried putting that shit on you yet?
by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022
Get the Midlife Hoemug. by Yabutch October 29, 2019
Get the Hoemug. When women reach their early to mid thirties and have 3 children with 2 different baby daddies from being run through like a hallway during a fire alarm, realize their sexual marketplace value is at less than zero, and decide to start going to church to find a "good guy" to take care of her and her kids. They done had their fun, but they want a man to provide for them financially. These women start attending church and Bible study under the guide of being "born again" but really it's for the purpose of getting free housing and food. They also might have Tyrone coming over to help with her migraines while their churchy man is at work.
With 2 kids and another on the way from another one night stand, Cassie dicided to join The Great Hoe Reformation, going to a non denominational church to find a financial stable man that's okay with a prefab family.
by SirTopahmHat June 15, 2024
Get the Great Hoe Reformationmug. 
Hoola hooping while having anal with a prostitute. The man must insert his peener in the prostitute's ass while hoola hooping.
"Man I juts hoopla hoed my girlfriend last night"
"Oh.. I thought you said she was a prostitute"
"Not anymore"
"Oh.. I thought you said she was a prostitute"
"Not anymore"
by imgonnarockurmom2night September 27, 2018
Get the hoopla hoemug. A person without standards;They offer their body to many with sexual encountered acts with no disregard of their own health.
That hoe has had sex with the whole neighborhood and has never been to the doctor to check on their health.
by QueenPOP October 17, 2019
Get the Hoemug.