Pull a Joe

Pulling a Joe on someone means interfering with your friend's attempt at getting a girlfriend/boyfriend by messaging their crush and messing it all up.

"Dude how's it with Rachel?"
"No good, Mike pulled a Joe on me... He texted her about how i jack off to her pictures on facebook and then they both laughed about it!"
"To pull a Joe on you... Dick move, man!"

by koospisimo May 19, 2015

south carolina sloppy joe

The sexual strategy where one person marinates his/hers ass in a bucket of feces and barbecue sauce for approximately 30 min. After the marination process, one person will eat the ass of the marinated individual, while the other will give oral to the gentilia in order to stimulate maximum pleasure.

Abd was unable to arise from his bed this morning because Chris and Trevor gave him a South Carolina Sloppy Joe.

by Anklebreaker71639 January 26, 2016

slammed her joe

When you have sex with someone else's husband.

"I can't believe Jenna got so pissed that I slammed her joe !"

by AbstractLov3 June 19, 2016

worker man joe

a hot guy with a large dick, who is good at finger banging

ashley: dang the guy i went out with last night is such a worker man joe... definitely getting a second date

by truestbeyotch February 20, 2017

Pulling a Joe

When someone tells a long story and forgets to hit pass the pipe or joint.

Hey man, quit pulling a Joe and pass that shit.

by the real joe March 19, 2017

vegetarian sloppy joe

Eating out the ass after filling it up with your own cum.

Or

Really shitty sex position no one would enjoy having just like no one enjoys a sloppy Joe without mean on it.

I just had a vegetarian sloppy Joe with my dog.

by King Small PeePee January 11, 2018

Pulling a Joe

When a friend says that they will join you for some local Chinese cuisine but then they say no at the last minute.

11:32 am - Person 1: Hey Person 2, how about some Chinese food with me and the gang? Some good ol' Chinois.
11:33 am - Person 2 Sure thing chicken wing.
4:32 pm - Person 2: Hey fellas, i'm not coming any more.
Person 1: Hey man, that's pulling a Joe

by DJLongSchlong February 10, 2018