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Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
by anonymous March 28, 2022
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Sadly he takes random breaks often, so new music is rare, but I respect his decisions
He also has a YouTube channel that posts videos with deep meanings, getting into it would be a good idea
If you listen to his videos a lot and listen to a lot of his music it will seem less strange, don’t call people weird for enjoying his masterpieces
He also created Benny worm, a wonderful video that changed lives, you will see a part of it in the gif
Sadly he takes random breaks often, so new music is rare, but I respect his decisions
He also has a YouTube channel that posts videos with deep meanings, getting into it would be a good idea
If you listen to his videos a lot and listen to a lot of his music it will seem less strange, don’t call people weird for enjoying his masterpieces
He also created Benny worm, a wonderful video that changed lives, you will see a part of it in the gif
by Commander Cat February 29, 2024
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by Dr. Gains June 3, 2022
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