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Frowny Cunt 

Guys get blue balls, girls get frowny cunt. The vagina may or may not form an actual frown having been denied the satisfaction of penetration.
After all that fooling around, I really wanted to fuck this dude but the asshole decided he was too much of a pussy to finish the job. Left me with a serious case of frowny cunt.
Frowny Cunt by SirRosie July 27, 2010
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Cosmic Cunt 

A shockingly phenomenal bitch (female or male) who defies all boundaries of average bitchitude.
What a fucking COSMIC cunt!! That bitch just erased my hard drive!
Cosmic Cunt by Vasalisa October 12, 2010
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Smirnoff Cunt 

A girl who's Russian and a Major BITCH
Connor: Yo i asked Ivanna For a piece of gum

Jon: And?

Connor: She screamed at me and Bitched me out. Then she threatened to call her boyfriend Boris On me.

Ahmed: Typical Smirnoff Cunts these days...
Smirnoff Cunt by aMoMZZ233! December 19, 2010

Chiseled cunt 

A female bodybuilder who is also a raving, lunatic bitch; also defines any male/female on steroids who acts like a child, or a pussy.
"Ew, see Julie over there? She's on so many 'roids, she's a chiseled cunt!"
Also, "Good gracious, Taylor Lautner is such a chiseled cunt! He's built but still acts like a pussy!"
Chiseled cunt by Kendromeda September 24, 2011

Superdrylunch cunt 

Somebody who only wears superdry and is generally a bit of a twat. In reference to dry lunch.
Look at that person over there! He's wearing all superdry!

Yeah he's a Superdrylunch cunt.
Superdrylunch cunt by Indie3 October 10, 2011

Professional Cunt

A female who has completely mastered the art of being a ruthless bitch and doesn't give a single fuck about what they say to OR about a certain person; usually towards another female who has offended them in some way. Or just doesn't deserve to breathe the air on this planet. It can also be towards the opposite sex who completely deserves every shitty thing that ever happens to them in life.
Cindy: "Oh well, i got what i wanted out of him. A booty call & my ex seen the hickey on his neck. & probably got upset in front of his new redheaded whore of a girlfriend, causing a fight & possibly a break up. Which hopefully lead to police being called & people being put in the back of cop cars for a domestic dispute. You know, because she's a redheaded crooked nosed piece of trash bitch, & she hates her life."

Becky: "LMAO you are totally a professional cunt."

backdoor cunt

A slang term for one's anus/bumhole.
After I have a poo, I always wipe my backdoor cunt.
backdoor cunt by walvy January 24, 2012