Kid punisher

When you nut on a girls teeth and then slam your knee into a girls mouth until she’s unconscious

I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what

You could always do the kid punisher

Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls

by Yek December 22, 2020

Fortnite Kid

That one kid who sits in their chair all day and does not leave their room

Look its a fortnite kid

by Fortnite Kid L April 9, 2022

The wife and kid

*Work and responsibility / the real world

I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...

by Richard Stratton September 24, 2015

Fortnite Kid

An individual who is severely autistic and plays fortnite 24-7. Whenever this fucking cunts go in public they start doing emotes such as the Orange Justice and THE GRIDDY. They always shout into their $0.00003 crusty ass microphones and swear every second they get. You can hear their poor mummies shouting at them to eat dinner and they come back in less than 2 seconds to play fortnite. These rats always have a forntite accent, and always say "dogwater" and "yeayeayeayea", "I slept with your mum". THEY HAVE THE CRINGIEST USERNAMES like 69, noobplayer.

E.g: 5 year-old little Timmy is stuck in creative mode, shouting at everyone who 200-pumps him and has a real life. Timmy is a fortnite kid.

by Rico Lin March 7, 2024

Kid Dork

Short for Kidrick Dork, Kid Rock’s christian name

Priest - "I hereby christen you Kid Dork"

by Turd Ferguson the second March 22, 2022

KID

A form of expressing extreme laughter if "LMAO" or "LOL" is not enough for you. The more "Ds" the "KID" has, the funnier the joke was. If one says "kid" (no caps) then your joke was not funny in the slightest, or the other fellow is concerned or confused.

insert mildly funny sentence here
"KID"
insert VERY funny sentence here
"KIDDDDDD"

by Jolly ol' chap December 28, 2021

The kid named V

Obviously a tattle tale, flops like a fish, small balls

Gets wacked in the head and holds his balls, that's the kid named V

by Twistyhandles May 27, 2015