jump on my knob like corn on the cob

Jump on my knob like corn on the cob...

Jump on my knob like corn on the cob...

by Anunumus May 7, 2018

Do i look like your Daddy?

It's used when you have zero tolerance for other people's fakeness or when they throw tantrums in front of you believing you will bow down. It can also be used when anyone bullies you.

This phrase comes out from a vine video.

X- do my homework. I have this new movie that i want to see.
Y- do i look like your Daddy? Do you own homework douche.

by Bitchempress June 17, 2018

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls

a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay

“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”

by byler is real April 22, 2021

Wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy

When one wakes up with a roaring hangover, typically next to more than one girl who could only be attractive after copious drinking.
Usually used for the day after St. Patrick's Day.

Fergus: That was some party last night, eh laddie?
Liam: Aye, but then I had to wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy!

by Comrade64 March 18, 2015

you look like a tall glass of water

The select individual looks really good, hot, tall tan and handsome, sexy, etc

Damn boi, you look like a tall glass of water!

by rOniE123 July 19, 2017

I got to go Poopy like Snoopy

When you really have to go #2 in the bathroom.

My stomach is killing me, I got to go poopy like Snoopy

by robosixx March 21, 2012

Run like a pedophiles' chasing you.

The phrase you use when running like fuck from something IE. The Police and/or A pedophile.

It can also be used when running away from your friend whilst playing the 'YELLOW CAR' Game because your ginger friend can't play it properly, KG.

*Drunk man walks into alley*

LC: Can we walk a little faster now?
AS: Yeah..
JS: PEDO IN THE ALLEY
JS: Run like a pedophiles' chasing you.

by Jake-S. May 17, 2011