Ur Mom

Joking Hazard

Me : What game are you playing?

Brother : Ur Mom

by Deffonitons February 3, 2022

your mom

the sickest roast in the world

my nigga john: xddd your mom is gayye

everyone else: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT ROSTED NIGGGGGGGGGGGGA

by Where they at doe October 19, 2017

ur mom

a commonly used word that you can use for anything and EVERYTHING all most and basic white boy you find will say it. this is also a very overused word.

you- what you after school
basic white boy- ur mom

by BlueBarryBeeBenson March 29, 2022

Mom

Will literally do everything she told you not to do :)

Mom: stop using your phone
*literally using phone 24/7*

Mom: stop calling your friends
*calls friend for 2 hours*

Mom: don’t stay up so late
*stays up ‘til 5am*

Mom: go wash the dishes

Kiddo: I’ll do it later
Mom: DONT TALK BACK TO ME
*literally talking back and also that’s how a conversation works*

Alternate ending:
Mom: don’t give me that attitude

*literally giving “that attitude”

by Urlocalidiottt:) November 19, 2023

Your Mom

Can be used as an insult or a compliment.

Boy 1: Your mom is so fat she broke the chair
Boy 2: Your mom ate my di-

by materialgirl202 April 3, 2022

your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Call their mom what they call you.

Friend: Hey, look, he's wearing Speedos!
Asshole: Isn't that your mom, as she matches that attire?

by ShitWithinThySandwiches October 9, 2022

Dinis mom

A sexy women that likes big white cocks especially me rafal and fabian that's y she wears no bra while we are there

Dinis mom

by Fifthraptor2005 October 5, 2019