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Double Bench Warmer

When you have two lines of cocaine on each of a girl’s ass cheeks, and you do one line, then get some on your tongue and then eat her ass so her asshole gets numb. Then, you finish the other line on the other ass cheek and by then her ass will be numb for anal.
“Yo bro, this girl is gonna let me do the double bench warmer on her. This is definitely an item crossed off the bucket list.”
by c1ay_4tw March 7, 2024
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Double-Cucked

-- to be punished, bullied, or screwed over twice for the same reason/no reason
Johnny was double-cucked by his parents when he was blamed for trashing a garbage bin, but the real culprit was his cat.
by DemonEngineer November 1, 2018
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double biceps pose

you literally don't trust any bitches anymore.
"front double biceps pose" (chad has no trust any bitches)
by katex35 July 31, 2022
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double-cushioned

To be wedged between two onepers, especially on public transport.
OMG, Lucy! I am sooooo going to sue the airline for leaving me double-cushioned on my flight over!
by summerbree October 18, 2022
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double finger tested

Double finger tested is a process to test the woman's pussy or ass to determine if she is ready to be penetrated with his meat.
While I was having sex with my wife in her pussy, she asked me to double finger tested her ass to determine if she was ready for anal.
by whtronin October 22, 2017
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Peruvian Double Take

The act of ejaculating on a girls bush and letting it age for at least a month to a year. Then taking shears and revealing her Inca temple and then Indiana Jones that shit face first and then bust a nut in her cooch and then push her down the stairs.
"She was a thing of beauty I knew I had to make a Peruvian Double Take with this lady"
by Dr. Fell Boien June 4, 2024
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Double Mild Weak Sauce

adj: a descriptive term used to describe a person, place or thing that is below even the most basic of quality standards.
This term can be used as a description of the person, place or thing, as in "I went to France on my vacation. That Place is Double mild weak sauce." Or as the noun itself as in " "I don't know why you're friends with Dave. He is such double mild weak sauce."
by KoztiK June 9, 2011
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