penis beam

An erection that manifests suddenly or quickly.

She made my penis beam..
No, I'm not a pervert it's just that you really make my penis beam..

by DDDalso August 23, 2017

Penis

Something men who think they are women don't use

Tom: (to his friend) You see that woman over there? She has a penis but because she identifies as a woman I hear she doesn't use it.

Bill: Whoa man that's crazy

by No-Name1234567891 April 4, 2022

penis on rye

The act of plunging a finger into the heart of a cube of corn bread.

Three-J made a penis on rye at the cafeteria during lunch.

by java monster February 24, 2008

penis bacon

The lil skin flap the doctors steal off the jewish kid’s penis

“Those fucking doctors..my dick will never taste the same without penis bacon”

by Sharbbaitoohahah August 27, 2021

penis

yelled by every girl when they want dick in there coo chi. Also used as slang. Every boy has a penis. Some want it in there ass

Damn thats a nice penis

by paigeroussel April 20, 2021

Party Hat Penis

Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.

I’m gonna have to be a real party hat penis tonight - I got no sleep yesterday.

by Goombi Mcbumberson December 4, 2021

Penis stomper

When you put your dick on a shower grate and someone stomps on it

Hey,don can you give me a penis stomper

by BigbeanOddSky September 21, 2019