dick and nut torture 

like cock and ball torture but funny

person 1: dick and nut torture
person 2: do you mean co-
person 1: no. shut up stupid

dick and nut torture by imma drink ur kidneys loser December 2, 2021

Dick Snorkeling 

The act of providing a blowjob from behind whilst the provider of said blowjob’s nose is inside the butthole

No Diane, she didn’t just blow me, she went full on dick snorkeling, and her nose definitely hit the postage

Dick Snorkeling by MaryLovesMyPeen December 2, 2021

Dick Pussy 

The most hated person is Australia

Dick Pussy is The most hated person is Australia like for real

Dick Pussy by I got dem big balls December 7, 2021

Dick Doctor 

An immature male who thinks they could please a woman, but has no idea how to give a woman an orgasam. A Dick Doctor is usually morally conflicted over their desire to be a studly dumb fuck, or a Mormon.

This Dick Doctor keeps texting me to fuck me then talks about buying me a house. Fucking idiot.

Dick Doctor by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome December 7, 2021

Dick vomit 

A truck driver that stays beside another truck and won’t get out of the way after 1 mile.

Look at this Dick vomit fucking up the interstate

Dick vomit by Gashaulin29 December 14, 2021

dick sucking red 

The color Nick paints his pinky nails with.

Person 1: Yo, Nick painted his nails again

Person 2: Yeah, his pinky is dick sucking red.

dick sucking red by Dmonhey December 25, 2021

Dick Head

A stupid person who's most likely in Britain streets/roads drunk driving

Hey you Dick Head, get out of the middle of the road!

Dick Head by How To Be A Dick Head 101 December 28, 2021