Dick heads

Dick Smiths brand of matches

Ive gotta go down to the shop to buy some dick heads

by Butters November 10, 2003

Glass Dick

noun; An object that is made of glass, has a long hollow shaft with a hollow ball shape on the end somewhat resembling the male genatilia (hence the name) and used by drug addicts to smoke methamphetamine or more commonly speed See also: pizzo twizzle oil burner meth pipe tweak pipe stick

Tweaker: "Hey.. uhh.. uhh.. hey man... uhh... pass the glass dick, huh?"

Non-Tweaker: "I don't even know you, and I don't do speed."
Non-Tweaker thinks to himself, "Fucking tweakers."

by Oil Field Trash November 7, 2008

iron dick

when one's dick becomes so hard that they cannot control actions such as: cheating, being an asshole, and in extreme cases, rape.

Dude, i had a horrible case of iron dick at that party last night.

by t coxx January 28, 2008

Party Dick

A very drunk person who brings a party to a screeching halt due to ridiculous behavior, i.e. vomiting, crying, fighting, etc.

After lying face down on Jamie's front porch and vomiting down the steps, Donny was named the Party Dick for New Year's Eve.

by J. Hole April 25, 2008

A bag of dicks

A thing that brings joy, esp. to gay men.

Thom's winning the lottery made him happy as a gay man with a bag of dicks.

by Advn2rgirl April 20, 2008

dick oven

Of or relating to a vagina

That girls dick oven was so warm, i took mine out when it was done.

I sure wouldn't mine cooking in her dick oven.

by chickenkiller26 March 24, 2010

Elbow Dick

The condition in which a penis is bent so terribly bad that it resembles the shape of an elbow. At which point it is conveniently used to fuck objects around corners, at random angles and frequently to tap people on the opposite shoulder so they look the other way and no one is really there.

Example 1: "I nailed that bitch from under the bed with my elbow dick son."

Example 2: "I fuck a bitch sideways with my elbow diiiick."

by Gogsyn December 8, 2009