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smells balls

An expression, like "licks balls" used to describe something really bad, something really stupid, something that would generally lick balls, but is much worse.
The US Hockey Team smells balls compared to even the Kazahkstan Team.
by Ric & Roy August 4, 2005
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Butt Ball

It's a very gay game. The players are their roles are as follows:
Catcher: Holds anus opens and attempts to catch the punched testicles in their butthole.

Receiver: Gets their balls punched.

Pitcher : Puncher of nuts.

The catcher bends over and the receiver stands behind them in a doggy-style-like position and then gets their balls punched by the pitcher into the held open anus of the catcher. The catcher than tries to catch the testicles in their anus before they swing back.
"Anyone up for a round of butt ball?" - person 1
"Sure, but i'm pitchin! I aint bein the receiver like last time!" - person 2
"I call dibs on being receiver!" - Idiot
by The Nipplenator November 5, 2012
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hoppin balls

The polar opposite of trippin balls. To be quite keen and aware of everything happening around you without any hallucinations or strange sensations of any sort.
Shit dude, I was hoppin balls around this girl I like. I could probably reiterate everything she said.
by Adrian Groenendyk January 29, 2008
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8 balled

I was completely 8 balled on this weekend
by that classy boss June 21, 2016
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tee balling

When you take your erection in your hands like a baseball bat and swing it at a girl's face and hit her head like hitting a tee ball.
I had my girl line up for a good tee balling.
by Donjavaman March 6, 2012
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Bluetooth Balls

What a person gets when they are playing games online with a headset and start acting tough or telling in appropriate jokes, which they would not normally in public.
I'll fuck you up if you do that again pussy! Ahh shit someones got bluetooth balls.
by L.T. Owens April 26, 2011
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Puddle Balls

while you are getting head, your partner chokes on your massive dick and gets their mouth juices all over your balls creating puddle balls.
i choked my girlfriend the other day and she gave me puddle balls
by Even Bigger Cat September 24, 2010
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