A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.
"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."
"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."
"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008
by Koop Leigh Parkinson April 04, 2011
the act of using the index and middle finger of each hand inserted into your partners asshole and to spread it apart so you can easily insert your dick after haucking a large lugie into it.
last night i had to use the four finger monkey grip on sara to get my chubby in because she was so tight.
by G.O.OPS November 07, 2010
The poor, sad primate that has been tricked or forced into one's rectal cavity. It is very common for the monkey to reside in to sphincter for up to three weeks before voluntarily coming out.
by neverknew December 18, 2008
1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.
2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.
3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.
3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.
Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
by droidlover June 05, 2011
Abbreviated as 'WTFFM'
A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.
A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.
Friend: "You do know that she's cheating on you right?"
You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"
Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."
You: "Argh!"
You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"
Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."
You: "Argh!"
by Hyn May September 27, 2010
Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.
Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.
Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.
Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football
Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.
Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.
Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football
by wamboozled October 09, 2014