Ur mom

one of the fattest creatures on this planet can be found dating nikocado avocado at macdonadls and is fatter than the earth

person 1 what is the fattest creuture on the planet?
person 2 (flips pages) uhhhh ur mom lol

by October 04, 2023

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A bitch who is your mom. everyone makes jokes about you fucking her and that nasty stuff. When they are not doing that they are making fun of them. Like calling them fat or a pig.

Guy 1. Ur mom.

Guy 2. What about her?

Guy 1. I fucked her last night lol.

Guy 2. ...sure you did.

by Tony-Chan February 16, 2022

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Me.

I LOVE UR MOM

by Iheartyourmother November 05, 2022

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your mom

your mom is running threw the world

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is commonly used as a comeback and jokes. It means exactly what it sounds like, but please do not use this one when talking to a sibling it is not the same and ruins it.

person 1: what were you doing today?
person 2: ur mom

sibling 1: what were you doing today?
sibling 2: ur mom
sibling 1:... we have the same mom...
sibling 2: yeah sorry

by _N.e.x_ March 07, 2022

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