ur mom

ur mom is you mother, its used when a bad joke was made by either friends or a bully. its not even funny, like its so 2018-

Jason: " you what the ugliest is? "
Toby: " YOuR Mom?! HAhaHAAhahHahHahHAa"

by Ari039 November 17, 2022

Your mom

The most funny joke you'll ever hear.

Ooga Booga: "Hey what are you doing today?"
Eefy jeffry: "Your mom."

by anonymous October 1, 2021

your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Call their mom what they call you.

Friend: Hey, look, he's wearing Speedos!
Asshole: Isn't that your mom, as she matches that attire?

by PartyCrasher547 October 9, 2022

ur mom

crem in hee evrey night wigth a big block coke auauuauauuauaua

ur mom is a goy

by adrian23 June 20, 2022

Mom

The woman your friends have sex with.

Jack: yo I just got done doing your mom dude

Bill: I just did yours too

by chumburger February 17, 2021

ur mom a hoe

ur mom a hoe - a good comeback

person1: "and what are you going to do?"
person2: "nothing, but ur mom a hoe"

by your_localbisexual January 15, 2022

dios mom

I worn out old whore. It's like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. Desperate for love and attention she will work for free but nobody wants that stuff anymore.

Damian slept with dios mom now he has the clap.

by Big 69 October 16, 2017