A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.
He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.
by surprise shark May 7, 2025
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A man who is not whiling to spend the money to be a sugar daddy. He still wants benefits of a sugar daddy but is to cheap.
He’s just a High Fructose Corn Syrup daddy. He takes his ladies to fast food restaurants and takes them shopping at goodwill.
by Oneadam24 May 14, 2025
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Don't let them think by themselves.
Don't let them write.
Don't let them speak.
Or all hell breaks loose.
Severely mentally ill.
Don't let them think by themselves.
Don't let them write.
Don't let them speak.
Or all hell breaks loose.
Severely mentally ill.
by NotAFish May 17, 2025
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Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.
Gross dude!
Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.
Gross dude!
by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025
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