demolition derbiest

One who participates in demolition derbies.

-The traffic getting into the county fair is so bad we're never gonna get to see all the demolition derbiests.
-The demolition derbiests had a busy week in preparation for the arrival of the county fair.

by monkeyc August 5, 2011

Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012

Blanket Derping

To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.

Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.

by FedoraWithFeathers May 27, 2012

Da derp derp

Derp faces

Dont fuck withthe derp
da derp derp

by Memefaces December 19, 2012

Giga Derp

Noun.

1. More than the normal derp. Like a gigabyte, Giga Derp is one-billion derps. See "Derp".

2. A über derpy being, one who is derpy to the maximum.

Verb.

1. To giga derp is to either (a) troll a whole lot (b) to annoy someone very much.

2. To be a Giga Derp.

Adjective.

1. Being Giga Derpy

2. Of the Giga Derp kind

Dude I'm giga derping this game around, the other players are flipping out.

Giga derping is not allowed in this chat room

by Giga Derp January 12, 2014

the derricks

To send someone off

I came over her house and she wanted to just chill man

Man thats you got the derricks

by Dee girl January 26, 2014

whores-derve

A quick bang with a skank or easy trashy chick very early in the night just to get a sure thing out of the way in case a better thing does not work out later.

Dude, did you just hook up with that?
Yeah, figured I would have a little "whores-derve" to start the night out right.

by Kirby NOLE November 2, 2014