ur mom is a hoe

ur mom is a hoe

hey ur mom is a hoe

by u son of a bitch October 20, 2022

mom calm

When your mamma relaxes you for something bad that happens to you.

I just got fired. I needed a mom calm, just needed to talk thing out, and now I'm ready for more!

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Ur Mom

“Ur Mom” Is someone that whoops you with a flip flop. Everyone has one. If you don’t then your an alien.

Ur Mom Whoops You With A Flip Flop.

by noodlechat November 20, 2021

ur mom

Anyone who says this... I mean, idk what to say. Just make sure you stay away from them, they could be a dangerous Year 7 undercover ready to bite your toes off.

Me: Hey, what you doing today?
Undercover Year 7: ur mom
Everyone around him (also Year 7): 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone who has friends and a father that actually has a sense of humor: 😂😂😂😐😐😐

by UrMomIsNotFunny101 October 9, 2021

Ur mom

“Ur mom” (considered one word) Is a widely used term for the old saying “jo-mama” which date backs to 1500 BCE. “Ur mom” can be used is these next situations:
What’s the homework?
Ur mom
Why you so dumb

Ur mom
Of course these are very basic ways to use this word but I’m dumb as hell so don’t expect

Who’s your favorite person…
Ur mom

by “Apple slice vibes only” April 20, 2022

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

is when your testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

im testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

by Timothy Dogan May 3, 2025

your mom

your mom is a joke i guess i dont rly know

"what are you doing" " your mom"

by bitch ass hoes April 24, 2020