Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.

I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.

by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024

Sir Elton John Suite

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.

Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”

by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024

John serechia

A local celebrity in the township of Edgerton who has severe fucking autism

Yo that was such a John serechia moment

by Cee$ March 31, 2024

John serechia

A local celebrity in the town ship of edgerton who has autism

That koo boy John serechia has serious autism foo

by Cee$ March 31, 2024

John

Big nose

Johns nose is huge man but have you seen his wang???

by Bungz July 5, 2022

John

While the name itself is quite common and can be quite the euphemism, a true John is a rare breed. The most prized of species will take on spongebob qualities such as a diastema (gap tooth) and amazing work ethic.

Look at that John over there with his Homer Simpson hair, he is the love of my life.

by A&Please me July 10, 2022

Jógvan John

A lightskin gamer ni**a who listens to justin bieber and mgk on the daily

Yo someone shootin’ up da block
What a jógvan john thing to happen

by Danté Bandé July 11, 2022